may 22nd national tit day

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day
Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*
by Hhggj May 22, 2023
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If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,
Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!
by Duck laugher April 12, 2023
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 10, 2024
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National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October
O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them
by Negraborgari October 09, 2019
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everyone must form their shit into a caca ball
and freeday off of school
the man forms his shit into a ball of cacaball
there fore national cacaball day november 28th is a holiday
by monkeyballs6969420 November 20, 2022
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National Unus Annus Day

National Unus Annus Day is on November 14th, where fans of the deleted channel "Unus Annus" celebrate by wearing the merchandise from it or wearing either all black or all white. Unnus Annus was a channel made by Markiplier and Crankgameplays and then deleted on November 14th. the channel only went on for a year to give a message about how you can never stop the clock and to remember that everything comes to an end.
girl: hey guess what today is
boy: what is it?
girl: its National Unus Annus Day!
by boriacow November 16, 2020
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