Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.

Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna

by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021

Friend

A blue Minecraft sheep that our little angel Ghostbur named on the Dream SMP.

Ghostbur : FRIEND!
Friend: 𝘽𝘼𝙃.

by Lavender The Bitch May 25, 2021

friend

something neither me or the dumbass who looked this up has

guy 1: "wish i had friends"
guy 2: "uhhh....*searches up wtf is a friend on urban dictionary*

by help_imgay May 27, 2021

Friend

A person who should be there for you, not drop you for a reason you can’t control

Don’t get your hopes up, those kids are fake “friends”

by Whyamhere? May 29, 2021

Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day

You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day

by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021

Friend!

A friend is someone that you can make to have friend.

Am going out with my Friend!

by The Golden Bandit April 19, 2021

SHITEATER FRIENDS

One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.

The SHITEATER FRIENDS.

FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.

SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.

A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.

The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.

The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.

If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.

by ELON MONITORS April 20, 2021