'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.
Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
by Some rando out there March 25, 2023
Get the A Friend Of Minemug. by Cet Meria May 13, 2018
Get the Friendsmug. A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022
Get the ditch friendmug. A truly dependable person proves themself to be a friend in need is a friend indeed, by always offering help during difficult times
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
Get the a friend in need is a friend indeedmug. Andrew: "Hey whats going on down in this basement"
Ghislane: "Don't worry i'm a Friend of Epstein"
Andrew: "Lol me too, lets nonce this child."
Ghislane: "Don't worry i'm a Friend of Epstein"
Andrew: "Lol me too, lets nonce this child."
by Donaldinho_iswot March 11, 2021
Get the Friend of Epsteinmug. Who Chillaxx With ?
& Who 2 Who Flex Most Effective ... !+)
Trying Recipe's Of Who Matches Who , In You're Social Kitchen
& Who 2 Who Flex Most Effective ... !+)
Trying Recipe's Of Who Matches Who , In You're Social Kitchen
One Thing To Recognise Is Friend Chefin ! Ya know , work out who sits where at the Christmas dinner Table...?
by The V ONE 2nd To None September 28, 2018
Get the Friend Chefmug. Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.
Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.
They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.
Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.
They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.
Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
Get the Friend Prostitutemug.