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Monkey dick punch 

The act of being monkey dick punched.
When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
A PERSON THAT GETS A CHICK AND GOOD TO SCORE. DOES DUMB SHIT AND MESSES TGE SITUATION UP. GOES HOME AND WATCHES PORN SIMILAR TO THE LOOK OF WHAT HE JUST MISSED.
MONKEY - MONKHOUSING SYNDROME
Monkey the chimp. Messed up again. Monkey equals monkhousing syndrome
MONKEY by Corey dr October 10, 2023

Monkey Breakfast 

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.
Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.
Monkey Breakfast by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023
Amanda: He's a monkey but he's so hot
Jack: I'm calling 911
monkey by need head November 4, 2023

Monkey People 

Tipicly a person of african american decent commonly referred to as a Nigger
Look at all of those monkey people over there Kyle
Monkey People by Nigus thy einstine November 12, 2023