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Don't Rape the Baby 

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.
1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!

oh no baby! what is you doin??? 

A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.
*Goes on a shopping spree*

My bank account: oh no baby! what is you doin???

man baby 

A full grown man who looks like a baby, and acts like a some type of awkward child. This usually includes being short, having an excess of fat, and protruding lips and/or brow. Usually to be classified as a "man baby", this person is encountered in a comic shop, an online video game, or as a dysfunctional co-worker that the manager keeps around either out of pity or relation.
I was in line at Best Buy for halo 3, and this totally sweaty man baby was ahead of me buying several weeks worth of anime porn.
man baby by Arithmetics October 28, 2007

Man Baby 

A man baby can be described as a rather tall warehouse manager that gets particularly sad and/or angry when he does not get his way. Although he is tall and strong he does not want to be exploited for his manly qualities; he will not help his lovely coworkers by lifting boxes, carrying soda/water, or bringing them tables. If you see this man baby in the wild, beware of his shirtless side kick, the elusive finance manager. Don't let him fool you with his charming cackle; he has been known to cause spontaneous nose bleeds as well as convert an entire office full of well-meaning people to cussing bandits. The finance manager will always say "I told you so!"
Quit being such a man baby and carry this 12 pack of coke up the damn stairs.
Man Baby by Lovely co-worker February 17, 2009

flipper baby 

flipper baby by no digity dice October 11, 2006

Tarp Baby 

-- A baby or group of plastic baby dolls who have been subjected to nuclear radiation and now live beneath the cover of your bbq. The symptoms include doctor-like superiority, duck feet and chupacabra tattoos. Often wearing dirty white leotards or canapes/ other petite cakes.
Like scene kids, they rub dirt on their bodies for dramatic effect. I love my tarp babies.
A tarp baby is a very social creature. Tarp babies come out at night. (to play)Don't let them in the screen door, they will snort your coffee and use your brains as intestines.
Tarp Baby by stalkerbarbie October 16, 2008
A guy with a baby face.
He's a true G.
He is always on top of his game.
He know what's up and how to hanle things.
G-baby rapper
G-baby pimp juice
G-baby movie
g-baby by R&L&C&C March 24, 2009