new haven hotdog

Where you take a hot dog bun, stick it up a girls vagina or mouth, then shit on the hotdog (thats the hotdog) and cum on it as the condiments.

Jimmy: yo tommy i just gave my girl the new haven hotdog

Tommy: no way dude

by havenhotdogenjoyer January 22, 2026

Shoveling News

A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.

“politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”

by JKwanDo January 28, 2026