poo-poo cheese

a bad or unenjoyable thing, event, or smell; derived from the powdery film left under your fingernail after having scratched the upper part of your buttcrack and not having showered for a while.

"Man, that last game of Mario Kart was poo-poo cheese! I only got hit with red shells the whole time!"

or

"Oh my god, that smells like absolute poo-poo cheese."

or

"I'm playing insert game here like ass today."
"Yeah man, you're poo-poo cheese right now."

by poopoochzman September 29, 2021

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

cheese pancake

A pancake with cheese or whipped eggnog

I eat cheese pancakes

by 676767676767676766767676767676 February 28, 2017

Cheese Cake

Anal version of a cream pie

I cheese caked your mom last night

by Big Daddy Cheese Cake May 2, 2020

origami butt cheese

Cow and goat milk in a basket that is formed into a cheese

Micah likes to eat origami butt cheese.

by XxcheesexX February 11, 2025

cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.

P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07

by DrNanite May 20, 2018

Cheese grinder

Using a cheese grader on your testicles.

Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.

by Your muthor February 20, 2022