Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet

Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?

by tjgi67fcygdhkoidthszrfiuytfrds March 30, 2023

Friend

A friend is someone you get close to and then abuse to get free food and money.

This friend got me this burger

by SCGallaxi November 18, 2017

National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024

Friends with Benefits

A corrupted friendship, since sex shouldn't exist in a friendship.

They decided to start a friends with benefits relationship. But some weeks later, their relationship and their friendship ended.

by lardex2006 July 3, 2024

Friend

Horrible person that hates you. A Grayson.

Grayson was a great friend and he ditched school for dentist appointment instead of helping his freinds.

by anonymous January 12, 2023

National Best Friends Day

October 30th

Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them

Or just tell them how much they mean to you.

friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: what’s that?

friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!

by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022