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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet
Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?
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Friend

A friend is someone you get close to and then abuse to get free food and money.
This friend got me this burger
by SCGallaxi November 18, 2017
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National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.
James - “Hey it’s April 21st
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”
by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024
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Friends with Benefits

A corrupted friendship, since sex shouldn't exist in a friendship.
They decided to start a friends with benefits relationship. But some weeks later, their relationship and their friendship ended.
by lardex2006 July 3, 2024
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Friend

Grayson was a great friend and he ditched school for dentist appointment instead of helping his freinds.
by anonymous January 12, 2023
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National Best Friends Day

October 30th

Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them

Or just tell them how much they mean to you.
friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: what’s that?

friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!
by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022
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