how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 01, 2022

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do a diggy down

The act of stopping and digging straight down in order for refuge or resources (Minecraft and real life)

I was being chased so I had to do a diggy down to hide.

by Rsawycky February 10, 2014

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Doing a dan

Delaying your wedding due to covid and pissing off your friends in the process.

"Oh no, he's doing a dan, we're going to have to redo all the bookings for the villa and the flights"
"He's a right dan"

by Hawky1984 July 27, 2021

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Doing a Dan

being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.

you are doing a Dan.

by ŁostWhišper June 14, 2023

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doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.

Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"

by von groovy September 03, 2024

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