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Friends of the Funk

close friends usually with a handshake, funk-themed song, and a sign towards each other. sometimes mistaken as couples. friends of the funk come in pairs. each pair needs a different song, handshake, etc.
are they dating?
naw, they just Friends of the Funk
by super-anonyman II November 24, 2011
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Friend

Some thing you will never have
But there's a guy who will Never give you up, nor let you down, nor will he run around and dessert you
by bignoobcoder September 18, 2021
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Friend

Bob:why do i not have a friend
Tom:Fuck you
by Anime girl wallpaper Phone November 27, 2018
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Mom friend

That friend in the group of females who acts overly protective and caring. She's typically overweight and not anywhere near as attractive as her other friends. Knowing she's not going to meet a good looking guy when she goes out, the mom friend overcompensates by acting like the mother and judging her friends for their wild and fun behavior.
Karen is such a mom friend. She'll be sure to remind her friends tomorrow how crazy they were acting at the bar.
by Jay_00 June 8, 2021
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breast friend

A female friend with benefits, who has big (or at least nice) boobs.
She's not my best friend, she's my breast friend.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Monogamous Friend

A person someone has chosen to have as their one and only friend.
M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."
by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021
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