A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.
Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.
by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015
damn miss red
by socialisliterallytoocool August 26, 2023
''m gunna go make myself a red water, anyone else want one?'
'no thanks, i already had one this morning'
'no thanks, i already had one this morning'
by gross periods December 28, 2011
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by Phoenix911 February 24, 2011
when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him
by i only date asian girls November 07, 2021
Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024