Finger ding

To unnecessarily fondle, touch or otherwise molest something. Especially so.ething you shoukdnt be touching anyhow.

Why do you have to finger ding all the donuts, just grab one.

by Chingo Dingo June 21, 2024

Fudge Finger

The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.

Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.

by Crimson clam sauce June 24, 2024

Finger

Play (a passage) using a specific sequence of finger positions.

The violinist meticulously fingered the challenging passage, her fingers dancing across the strings with practiced ease.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Finger

be clumsy or uneasy when acting.

Struggling to tie his fishing line, Mark sighed in frustration, muttering, "I'm all fingers and thumbs today! Can't seem to get anything right."

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Finger

show disdain by raising your middle finger in an obscene gesture that conveys the message "fuck you."

The driver who cut her off received an angry finger from the cyclist. (Be aware that this is a rude gesture)

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Finger Confetti

When someone accidentally blows their fingers off while popping fireworks on the 4th of July, leaving a gruesome mess.

“Careful with those fireworks, you don’t want to make finger confetti!”

by Crubaccca July 3, 2024

Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.

Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”

by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024