Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018

cheese block

when a someone says something so cheesy that you just block them.

“He said he loved my feet so i totally just cheese blocked him”

by ✧.ﾟ٩(๑>◡◡<๑)۶:｡♡ February 23, 2021

Chigida Cheese Meal

A gross meal consisting of: a wholemeal flatbread, butter, gherkins, grated cheese, Bovril and Enconahot chilli sauce.
Can also be used as an insult. It is pronounced Chig-uh-duh.

"You look like a chigida cheese meal

by Mr.Chigga December 4, 2023

cheese

noun-someone important (slang)

this girl is cheese!
PRESAVE C.I.T.T. by MOONBYUL 4.28 RELEASE

by cheese in the trap April 20, 2022

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Cheese waffle

A name for Someone who's so adorable you just want squeeze them out of affection

Eek! I love you so much you cheese waffle!!

by Zillyzelo September 26, 2024

Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.

Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork

by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025