wtf

abbreviation for 'what the fuck'. Pronounced "Double-you-tee-eff". Could also be abbreviated for Who, where, why, when.

1. Bob: Hey, Joe
Jill: Wtf, no I'm Jill

2. Gorilla: *punches chimpanzee*
Chimpanzee: Wtf was that for?
Person: Wtf!

3. *Billy runs home to find his house got robbed* WTF DID THAT? (Who)

4. *Plane flies off* Fred: *missed plane* WTF did that plane take off without me? (when or why)

by WTF411 January 05, 2014

WTFS

usually stands for 'Why The fuck stop' but also for 'What the Fucking Shit'.

you're making millions so WTFS. Or WTFS man!

by Agent_smith November 09, 2017

Wtf

Well that’s fantastic

Me:Mom I got an A on my chem test
Mom:wtf
Me:mom what do you think that means
Mom:well that’s fantastic

by Dabage January 28, 2018

WTF

This variant of the popular "WTF" acronym stands for "What were The Facts". It's a polite alternative definition, for those offended by the "F" word.

I can believe that happened to you WTF!

by Franklin Norman Stein April 02, 2016

wtf

want to Fuck

my bf's friend walked up to me and said wtf

by meep.com September 23, 2021

wtf

A short version for "What the Fuck?"

Mike: I just banged Brittney!
Dan: WTF dude that's like impossible she's the hottest girl in the whole school.
Mike: I know.

by fdigger August 05, 2012

WTF

It means where’s the food. A lot of people think it means what the fuck but it doesn’t.

Dude I’m so hungry like wtf

by Abraham Cuban-Link March 20, 2022