A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
Turkish Quandale Dingle is known for trying to impress the group leader and his huge nose . TQD taps on the group leaders hand, sticks his tongue out, and does the hip dance. To show off to Blue tie.
A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.
Whilst standing, keep one hand in your pocket and use the other hand to aim your dick at your partner through your flies as you bring yourself to completion. Ear and eye protection is preferred but non essential.
"Have you shagged that bird yet? Nah but I gave her a Turkishshooter in the alley behind the co op"