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Turkish Mud bath

A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!

Turkish quandale dingle 

Turkish Quandale Dingle is known for trying to impress the group leader and his huge nose . TQD taps on the group leaders hand, sticks his tongue out, and does the hip dance. To show off to Blue tie.

Turkish quandale dingle 

Member of the TikTok rizz party. 3rd in command but rumours going around that he may overthrow the leader.
“Yo bro have u heard that Turkish quandale dingle may overthrow blue tie guy”

Turkish brown chicken 

A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.
Brad-I did the Turkish brown chicken with my boyfriend yesterday it was so nice!

turkish quandale dingle 

the REAL leader of the tiktok rizz party. FUCK THE REAL LEADER
boi: hey
girl: hey (tf does this bitch want)
boi: im Turkish quandale dingle
girl: omg rlly????????? take me to the tt rizz party please 😍😍😍😍😍

Turkish Shooter

The Turkish shooter

Whilst standing, keep one hand in your pocket and use the other hand to aim your dick at your partner through your flies as you bring yourself to completion. Ear and eye protection is preferred but non essential.
"Have you shagged that bird yet? Nah but I gave her a Turkish shooter in the alley behind the co op"
Turkish Shooter by Mini flatt August 2, 2024