Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.

“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

turkish battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a Soviet Pre WW2 era Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

-Is that a ship or a floaring peice of rubble.
-No it's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

Turkish Kickstand

When a man lays on his back in his Jail Cell, throws his legs up adjacent to the wall, and starts choking his chicken until he splooges all over himself.

I couldn’t sleep last night because of my bunkie, so I Turkish kickstand’d until i was able to go to sleep!

by Jon Jeremy April 18, 2025

Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally

Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore

by Smurfskii January 22, 2021

turkish facial

The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!

Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish”
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ February 9, 2024

The Turkish Twiddler

Once a man has reached point of ejaculation, he chooses the female’s big toe as his target. Post cum-covering fulfillment, he precedes to force the big toe into her anal cavity. Finally, the toe must be spun clockwise in the asshole.1

One sick fuck came along and performed The Turkish Twiddler with his study partner.

by BD2020 November 30, 2018

the Turkish Feminist

A sexy Turkish man with an undying love for woman. He was sent out of the country for stealing feminine hygine products. He strives to become the best turkish feminist.

Did you see the new statement from The Turkish feminist
Yeah it was so hot im going to cum

by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024