by SpaceSimp November 8, 2025
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noun
A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.
noun
A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.
Mate, don’t go in there. I just had a full-blown Turbo Whirler it was like a leaf blower chewing chocolate pudding.”
by Saint Jeb November 12, 2025
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