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Tucker face

A look of flustered bewilderment (eyes squinched, brows pitched, and mouth slightly agape) just before you're about about to attack someone's claim or assertion. The look Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson makes when one of his guests is speaking
Eric: That dude was talking so much shit, I couldn't wait to put his ass in place.
Barry: I know. You were giving him mad Tucker face when he was running his mouth.
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Tucker Classic

When an absolute stud flirts with a girl but then gets too attached and proceeds to fuck things up in the relationship.
"What happened to Guy and Minnie?"

"Oh, they aren't going out anymore; he did the Tucker Classic..."
Tucker Classic by MASMRANKRA November 13, 2018
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belt tucker 

When your trying to hide a erection
Erection hard on stiffy belt tucker
belt tucker by Fozzzy December 12, 2013

Maddie Tucker 

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.
I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday
Maddie Tucker by Hippo suckin February 23, 2019

Craig Tucker(South Park) 

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

Chamblee Tucker Circuit

Ordering four items from four different fast food restaurants off the I-285 Chamblee Tucker Rd exit and eating it all as a single meal. Options include a Zaxby's, Wendy's, KFC, and Taco Bell.
Guys I'm starving today...Let's hit up the Chamblee Tucker Circuit

Tucker's Law 

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.
Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home
Tucker's Law by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009