Get the Cougarmug. Just like a Tiger stripe, except when a chick is on her period and it leaks out to the front of her panties.
Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!
by thederfluten April 24, 2011
Get the cougar stripeingmug. by hellcat64)3$ August 24, 2022
Get the cougarmug. An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Boy 1: Dude have you met Kaydens Mom?
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff
by Poprart please May 18, 2020
Get the Cougarmug. 
Older women prefering younger men of course!
I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.
I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!
I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.
I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!
by Anniemonikers💖 June 23, 2022
Get the Cougar-pheliamug. After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010
Get the Cougar-Stompedmug.