Marcus

A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover

Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas

by epic_hothuman1 June 21, 2022

Marcus Moore

Marcus Moore is a sweet person that gets angry easily. they waste money on stupid things like a rubber duck for a sink. Marcus Moore is a very Hot individual.

Person1:Hey is that Marcus Moore With the hot chick
Person2:Yeah it is. Lucky them

by Sigmaskibidi123123123123siggma November 3, 2021

Marcus

Someone who pleases another’s significant other while they watch. This can be described as the “cucks cock”.

Yoooo Charlie Chaplin’s a Marcus!

by [e-mail] February 16, 2023

Marcus

A boy with great sence of humor amazing social skills and sexy

He always puts himself first over others, when people are mean or insulting to someone of Marcus friends that person better watch out

Girl”Wow that boy is so funny he must be a Marcus!

by Jj69360noscoper February 12, 2018

A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.

Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!

by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

marcus vlogs

the best youtuber ever

oh, my god. i love marcus vlogs

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

marcus

A person who is funny but not intelligent. Likely has a few friends but is very single.

You are such a Marcus!

by buijklgfabhgfdfagagfdfdsagfa December 19, 2025