Kaden Land

Next arnold schwarzenegger. Has immaculate rizz. Will take your girl. And hides his deep fantasies about the hot blondes around.

Damn! What’s up Kaden land

by Joreigh September 25, 2023

Anal Land

a discord server.
it's very chaotic please do not try joining

person 1: have you joined anal land?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: good, it's hell.

by lolamongus20 June 24, 2022

Land Shark

One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.

Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!

by Akilldema July 11, 2006

land mine

The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.

by TheRealSlimAnus August 20, 2010

land slide

when your poo slides down the back of you toilet bowl, leaving a sticky shit smear that wont budge even with several flushes.

also known as bowl art or scat redecoration

mark theres a fucking great land slide in the toilet winking at me, when i smelt it i nearley bulked up my dinner. go and scrub it, you dirty minging bastard

by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

Land of the Free

America

Hey dude let's go to the Land of the Free, totally not Canada.

by Sloth43600 September 27, 2020

No-man's-land

When a guy is at a party and is surrounded/trapped in with a group of women of whom he has no attraction to, nor finds their conversations interesting or relevant to him in any way.

Guy 1: Dude, lets head for a smoke on the deck, I'm stuck in no-man's-land here.

Guy 2:Yeah, I fell sorry for you man. BBW and psycho ex girlfriends never make for good company.

by IBJ August 18, 2012