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Wilson Zhang

The one who fell off in valorant, goons to femboys and furries, and fell into the matrix. Now has to adopt the alius Wilson Chavez to avoid his past shames so people don't say "Hey isn't that the guy who hit immortal on valorant he almost his radiant but tore his ACL? and boy his hairline is immaculate" but now... that can't be further from the truth...
I got Wilson Zhang'ed I fell off on valorant...My forehead is 9 fingers long...now this one gorges on blue pills.
by great wukong believer follower December 12, 2025
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Wilson

Wilson growled.
by Yeet1)’ April 27, 2019
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pass the Wilson

by Orangelight5892 January 19, 2024
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Wilson

Verb: Sex Act

To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"

"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"

"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
by C Sneaking Bear November 30, 2017
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Madeleine Wilson

the best person u can meet. shes probably a water sign and wears statement clothes- if u get her never let her go because shes one of the most loyal friend u could have. shes also always down for a party
“Do you know Madeleine Wilson?”

“Yeah! I’ve known her for years, shes the best!”
“Let’s invite her to have a sesh with us”
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Halle Wilson

Halle is a professional volleyball player that flops every fucking time she runs for a ball. Also a huge bitch
god i fucking hate Halle Wilson
by jagtiger26 November 29, 2018
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The Wilson

When you pull slap your partners ass with her vaginal blood leaving a blood print on her ass like Wilson from castaway
Was having period sex and gave her a the Wilson
by Charles dicking December 19, 2022
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