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Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.
Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?
by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023
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Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet
Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add
by Dren88 December 23, 2022
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Gravy Trumpet

When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”

As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
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Silver Trumpet

The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.

This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
by Seozy January 16, 2018
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Ducky Trumpet

The most genius explanation of D

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Well well, Ducky Trumpet has some fishy ideas... like, FLIP DA TABLE!!!
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by Da_keyboard_defier May 2, 2020
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Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper
Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.
by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025
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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
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