Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.
by photojenna July 11, 2008
by Bebraveyoungchild January 15, 2019
DUDE 1: Did you bang Martha?
DUDE 2: Yeah but she told her friend Janet, who I also nailed last week, and now they both won't talk to me.
DUDE 1: AHH!! Ya got sniped trying to pull of the ol' Suicide Switch.
DUDE 2: Yeah but she told her friend Janet, who I also nailed last week, and now they both won't talk to me.
DUDE 1: AHH!! Ya got sniped trying to pull of the ol' Suicide Switch.
by Brody Winters April 24, 2008
a 5 man switch is a term usually used in prison when a new inmate is added... when they take thier first shower 1 man grabs his left arm 1 grabs his right the 3rd guy grabs a leg and same with the 4th and the fifth gives him anal and they all switch after a period of time until everyone has had a turn.
by T McBaggins February 18, 2010
by Anonymous January 10, 2003
by Cooonhunbttee March 29, 2019
Wow, Tri is like a Light switch down there.
DAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL, his dick was so little it looked like a light switch.
The Right switch may be rittle, but you riked it a rot.
DAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL, his dick was so little it looked like a light switch.
The Right switch may be rittle, but you riked it a rot.
by rittle redhead August 26, 2008