the sheet

the sheet has the coolest things in the world on it. All Saints star bares her soul. 5... 6... maybe 7 dollars.

i punch holes for mindas.

by the person who wrote this March 23, 2004

sheet rippers

Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.

Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.

by Invizibullman May 22, 2018

sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020

suzy sheet

Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.

Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.

by ITS ME RIA May 20, 2021

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

Sheet Keet

What is said when someone does something or says something it a dumb way without meaning to.

Kit: "why the fuck would u spit in my shoe"
Paul: Sheet Keet

by Jodie Podie September 26, 2012