Hairy Miffy

A hairy vagina commonly known as a bush

OMG are you wearing furry panties?
HOLY SHIT! No! that's just a hairy Miffy!!

by American Hamster February 15, 2009

Hairy Swirl

When a girl has a hairy asshole, you wrap the hair around your dick and duct tape it, then rip it off.

Alex: Barbara's ass is still sore from the hairy swirl I gave her last night.

Bob: Nice!

by Mecha Kirby December 18, 2008

hairy-chested

Characterized by especially exaggerated or stereotypical manliness.

... the regulators have been powerless to do much more than issue hairy-chested statements about stepping up supervision and a willingness to impose penalties.

Elizabeth Knight, Surveying the field of carnage The Sydney Morning Herald March 07 2008

by madrigal communications March 9, 2008

Hairy Carrot

Where your ball fro extends down your shaft.

Abi: i'm feeling so erect today.
Jack: wow me too.
Abi: lets see your hairy carrot one more time pls?

by Jackrawr July 21, 2009

hairy gooch

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle

Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once

by vas deference November 11, 2013

hairy rogov

If you are fucking a girl who has an out-of-control muff that she refuses to maintain properly, this is how you get even. Right before you are ready to cum, grab a huge handful of her pubes and viciously rip them out, preferably taking small bits of skin flesh with the roots. You then quickly pull out and blow your load on the wound.

His hippie girlfriend refused to take care of her feminine hygiene problem, so he resolved the issue with a swift hairy rogov.

by Harold Rogov May 6, 2009

Hairy Dog

Another word for a Penis

Kanye: I tugged of the old Hairy Dog last night! ;)

by T' up north March 27, 2015