Shrek

He is love. He is life. And most importantly, he has layers like an onion.

Last night I had a dream where Shrek tied me to the ground and ran me over repeatedly. It was amazing.

by No sarcasm whatsoever March 17, 2021

Shrek

God

Shrek is god. That's it.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

SHREK

SHREK IS AS YUMMY AS MYSELF

MMMMMMMEEEEE SHREK TASTES GOOD

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

Shrek

The god of all, living or non living.

Shrek is my daddy

by Jeffy 69420 May 21, 2019

Shrek

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).

by Typed October 1, 2019