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Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
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hand seal

A silly imitation of a seal with one's hands.
by blahblah19212 May 13, 2014
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The Sun Seal

Li's no sun<> the sun seal
by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021
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leopard seal sisters

2 good frnds having a very bad sun burn on the face and your skin peeling off leaving you with diffrnt colored skin spots on ur face making u look like a very cute leopard seal from california ......i think
look at those 2 cute girls with spots on their faces....they look like 2 freaking leopard seals! The 2 girls being the leopard seal sisters.
by skaterchik12 December 9, 2008
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Emperor Seal

Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon on the X social media platform.
Emperor Seal is the Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon.
by Emperor Seal November 29, 2023
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Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.
"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"
by Domslay June 8, 2022
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The Power Seal

Li saw weapon "the power seal"

Is a uniliminal message

The Power Seal is, something from taking car of business backwards by bachman turner

The Power Seal is like a ring of power, The book has no other master, none of us can weild it. The book only answers to Sun Wu.
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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