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Not too late

Not too late: I can't have a late one. Work and immigration tomorrow
by RaySS1987 May 10, 2023
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lates

A different way of saying later or see ya later and is most commonly used by the latino community in So Cal.
1. Yo we're about to bounce this place is wack. Lates guys!

2. Did you really freaking forget to bring extra controllers? Lates dude get out of here!
by Mau5Rat March 11, 2019
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What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.
If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.
by QuacksO March 6, 2024
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early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.
person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"
by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019
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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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Late Bloomer

Late Bloomer is a song by artist named Taura Lamb. The song is written from a perspective of overprotective friend that's why sounds shady. You can listen to it non stop because this is truly masterpiece. Taura never disappoints
"I can't stop listening to Late Bloomer, this song is too good"
by lipypoo May 15, 2021
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Late

Not meaning late as in not there on time but as in bad or trash.
Man that shit was late asf
by ROSHY530 December 22, 2022
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