by Social Media Expert December 5, 2021

by aznsmug January 30, 2022

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling
random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’
demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’
random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’
random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
by batty boy thick June 12, 2023

by Athena<33 August 1, 2021

by jesus x August 29, 2022

Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018
