The belt

Something your dad hits you with

Mom:Go eat your food Jimmy!
Jimmy:NO!
Dad:Don't make me get the belt
Jimmy:NO NO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HDHDHJJHDJHHHHHHHHHAJKHJHDDD

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022

Asteroid Gucci belt

The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.

“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”

by daltonjfk September 27, 2019

Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

by dildosexual January 7, 2024

Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025

3500$ chastity belt

Launch day slang given to Apple Vision Pro. Resulting in a flurry of international coverage from New York Post, Gizmodo.com, TheMarySue, Kotaku, The Daily Best. Even MIT made it their February 6th, 2024 quote of the day.

Various YouTube, TikTok, Podcast, Rumble, radio broadcast too.

You spent all that money on a "3500$ chastity belt".

by Facebook Fact Checker February 10, 2024

bumping belts

A sexual interaction inferring the act of intimacy belt to belt

After the date we went back to my place and were bumping belts

by KnightHawk29 January 26, 2024

belt necklace

A reference to suicide via looping a belt around your neck and hanging yourself.

Tom: I'm gonna wear a belt necklace stg.
Kate: You should call the Suicide Hotline [phone]

by 4llFather March 24, 2020