Baby Teen

A teenager with a baby face. Odds are they act like they are 9. Typically, they are the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet. Acts like a golden retriever. Typically are named Matt.
Oh my god! That Baby Teen is here. My night is ruined!
by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023
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Teen rape

When a teenager rapes another teen generally a teenage boy and girl
That teenage boys rape they teen girl at that event so it's was teen rape.
by 459395 February 19, 2022
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Green teen

A teenager who smokes green (weed) and is often stoned.
I’ve been smoking way too much weed lately, I think I’m becoming a green teen.
by anonymous July 10, 2024
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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

Definition: A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying soyjak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when no vegan options" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit...

Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a soyjak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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Aqua Teen

An Aqua Teen is a villain whose role was a fast food mascot (or fruit, vegetable, etc.) and also interacts with various villains or other individuals.
Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad were all Aqua Teens same as Chicken Bittle. Non Aqua Teens such as Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear were not.
by Crafterzz April 19, 2021
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Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.
From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.
by j637man February 3, 2024
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easily influenced teen

a tiktok kid ranging from ages 12-14 who buys grwm headbands, shops at sephora for drunk elephant and uses aave in their everyday life
girl: “omg yasss you ate that right up girlypop slayyy!!!”

person: what’s wrong with her?

person 2: oh she’s just an easily influenced teen. it’s ok as long as she stops making skincare smoothies in ulta….
by harryslefttoenail April 6, 2023
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