The sickness one acquires after eating anything, no matter how safe it seems... at table rock cafe at boise state campus.
Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit.
Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.
Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit.
Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.
"Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I was getting table rocked."
"What's wrong bay? are you table rocked?"
"What's wrong bay? are you table rocked?"
by A2 Chaffee December 27, 2007
When a girl is making sure to hold on to her man. It's what she says when another woman tries to come in between them. "Hold The Table" no other woman planing on my turf.
If she looks at him one more time, I will go tell her to go away that I hold the table. She needs to move on; this table be taken!!
by Table Girl September 04, 2017
"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."
by patjbn August 05, 2019
A diaper changing table is a special table that allows easy diaper changing of babies. A table of counter top height, baby changing tables are equipped with shelving to hold supplies such as diapers, rubber pants, pins, ointment, training pants, baby wash cloths, change pads, etc. Baby diaper changing tables are most often equipped with vinyl changing pads on top of them, and a safety strap to secure active babies in place while changing diapers.
The daycare where I worked had 2 diaper changing tables in the nursery room.
I laid the baby down on top of the diaper changing table before bedtime, to change his diapers.
I noticed that the top shelf of the baby diaper changing table had two neatly folded stacks of cloth diapers on it, along with several pairs of rubber pants and some diaper pins.
I laid the baby down on top of the diaper changing table before bedtime, to change his diapers.
I noticed that the top shelf of the baby diaper changing table had two neatly folded stacks of cloth diapers on it, along with several pairs of rubber pants and some diaper pins.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 02, 2006
by sose July 24, 2004
1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured
2. Something you'll never read
2. Something you'll never read
"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009
n. A gathering of men with the intention of participating in manly activities accompanied by the consumption of the fermented-grain beverage known commonly as beer.
This is fundamentally the Male equivalent of a "Girl's Night," except that instead of watching Sex and the City DVDs, swooning over Orlando Bloom, and eating Haagen Daaz; A Square Table Meeting is typically comprised of watching a classic 80s-90s Action movie (such as Die Hard) and/or an MMA or boxing event, eating some form of grilled meat or fried cheese product, and having a tournament of some kind. Hold em Poker is most common, Beer Pong and Beirut are also typical; as are impromptu Burping and Farting contests.
The Square Table Meeting has its origins in the popular series of Miller Lite commercials where a quorum of men's men concoct, (and an ancient man known only as "The Scribe" records,) decrees governing manly behavior, which are appropriately dubbed, "Man Laws."
Some of the more famous Men of the Square Table include Jerome Bettis, formerly of the Pittsburg Steelers, actors Burt Reynolds and Eddie Griffin, wrestler Triple H, and that dude who cut off his own arm when it was trapped under a boulder.
This is fundamentally the Male equivalent of a "Girl's Night," except that instead of watching Sex and the City DVDs, swooning over Orlando Bloom, and eating Haagen Daaz; A Square Table Meeting is typically comprised of watching a classic 80s-90s Action movie (such as Die Hard) and/or an MMA or boxing event, eating some form of grilled meat or fried cheese product, and having a tournament of some kind. Hold em Poker is most common, Beer Pong and Beirut are also typical; as are impromptu Burping and Farting contests.
The Square Table Meeting has its origins in the popular series of Miller Lite commercials where a quorum of men's men concoct, (and an ancient man known only as "The Scribe" records,) decrees governing manly behavior, which are appropriately dubbed, "Man Laws."
Some of the more famous Men of the Square Table include Jerome Bettis, formerly of the Pittsburg Steelers, actors Burt Reynolds and Eddie Griffin, wrestler Triple H, and that dude who cut off his own arm when it was trapped under a boulder.
"Yo man, UFC 60 is this weekend, is anyone going to order that on pay-per-view?"
"Hell yeah, we're having a Square Table Meeting at RJ's! Grill goes hot at 6, we're watching Predator at 7:30, UFC event starts at 10."
"Hell yeah, we're having a Square Table Meeting at RJ's! Grill goes hot at 6, we're watching Predator at 7:30, UFC event starts at 10."
by nutman July 28, 2006