Second Cumming of Jesus

When a Mexican cums twice.

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.

by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014

Second Friday

At a school with a block schedule Second Friday is either the actual Friday of the week or Thursday if Friday is a day off. This is because the students don't have their classes on that day until the next week.

Second Friday is the best Friday because I don't have to see my teachers until next week.

by Shady J December 21, 2008

5 Second Deuce

1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"

2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.

I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

Second Wifer

A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all

"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."

"Second wifer is too good for us now."

by Oneofthembadtimes September 23, 2011

Second Bladder

When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.

"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."

by Johnny Five Alive November 16, 2011

second knuckle

When fingering a girl. One inserts their finger so deep at it reaches the second knuckle.

I went second knuckle deep in Sarah last night.

by EvilD July 5, 2014

second eye

the stage where a person is slowly transitioning into your typical "hippie." usually this occurs after they do a psychedelic drug such as lsd or listen to tame impala for the first time. they thrift shop. most wear birkenstocks or "jesus sandals." makeup isnt really their thing most days. some still have a basic trendy side that they will soon grow out of. whenever they wear makeup they start to hate how it feels on their face. most second eyers are in the process of getting over their insecurities and finding inner peace. music speaks on another level to them. really down to earth and chill, but sometimes they have their moments where negativity gets the best of them and it takes a while to get back into their initial state again. suckers for the 70s.

oh she's chill, she's a second eyer

by toofine August 27, 2017