pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009

hussy pants

jeans that are lacking pockets. (i.e. so tight that pockets would look like a protrusion on her (or his) butt.) For whatever reason Okies think that they are very "cowboyish."

"Let's go round up some cows in ma new hussy pants!"

-"Do your jeans have pockets?"
-"No, don't you like them?"
-(whispered under breath "Husssyyy pantsss..."

by CelticWitch January 4, 2010

blast in the pants

A way to describe an extreamly happy, or ecstatic person who does just about anything for a laugh.

Devon sure was a blast in the pants when he put a fire hose down his pants and turned it on.

by Devon C July 20, 2008

jama-pants

Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly.

These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.

by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo September 4, 2005

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

No Pants O'Clock

Any time in which not wearing pants is socially acceptable. Usually takes place in the evening, with preference occurring after eight pm.

Is your room mate not wearing pants?

Yes, after all, it's No Pants O'Clock in our living room after eight.

by missiworld October 9, 2011

dumb in the pants

Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.

I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.

Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.

That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.

by AB00013 April 18, 2010