October 3

National grind day

October 3 is time to grind on them men laddies

by national day October 1, 2019

October 22nd

October 22nd : National Nut Day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*The day after October 22nd*
"Bro why'd you nut in her yesterday?"
"It was National Nut Day I can't help it"

by Dick Slayer 39000 October 14, 2019

october 23

the day the baddest bitches are born no cap.

yai: hey whens your birthday?

2ha: october 23, why?

yai: wow queen behaviour, that’s when all the baddest bitches are born!

by freshprincesssss October 15, 2019

October 22

National girls put a boys hair up day

On October 22

Girls can go and put boys hair in ponytails/braids

by Nationalday101 October 19, 2019

october 10

the date when the sexiest and nicest girls are born

have you seen the girl born on october 10 she is amazing

by heyeyoehehy December 14, 2019

29th of October

The day you can bully your tall friends instead of them bullying you :) Every time you see your tall friend you can kick them or punch them :)

You: *sees tall friend and kicks*
Them : what was that for

You: don’t forget it’s the 29th of October :’)

by Como estás¿ October 21, 2019

October 26

National sock stealing day!

Me: It’s October 26th.

Friend: You know what that means?
Me: Lets get some socks!

by I_thought_it_was_fake October 21, 2019