A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.
This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"
by ChokedChicken March 29, 2008
Get the noob erectionmug. a large group of people that are playing halo online and are getting beat badly because of their lack of experince
by kyle sheehan August 4, 2007
Get the noob festmug. A noob rape is when experienced players of a certain videogame trick a new player (the noob) into doing something that ends up getting him/her owned. This usually happens by directing the noob to a place that will get him/her killed, or tricking the noob into pressing a certain button that closes his/her game or messes with his/her settings.
NooB: "Where do I get training 4 my charactr and gain a lvl???//"
Veteran: "Just go to the planet Olympus Mons"
*NooB doesn't know that Olympus Mons is controlled by a hostile force that kills all entruders on sight*
NooB: "kthx ill go ther now!"
VeteranL "10th Noob rape for me this week!"
Veteran: "Just go to the planet Olympus Mons"
*NooB doesn't know that Olympus Mons is controlled by a hostile force that kills all entruders on sight*
NooB: "kthx ill go ther now!"
VeteranL "10th Noob rape for me this week!"
by BJ's feel good January 15, 2006
Get the Noob rapemug. by anonymous July 12, 2005
Get the perma-noobmug. A grenade launcher used in call of duty modern warfare that is shot across the map to kill the whole team.
by ccccccccccch May 13, 2009
Get the Noob Toobmug. Shut the fuck up newbie
Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.
Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.
by Pete December 20, 2003
Get the STFU NOOBmug. A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.
by MADragon February 11, 2004
Get the Alpha Noobmug.