noob erection

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"
by ChokedChicken March 29, 2008
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noob fest

a large group of people that are playing halo online and are getting beat badly because of their lack of experince
kyle sheehan is leading the noob fest at the lockout
by kyle sheehan July 29, 2007
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Noob rape

A noob rape is when experienced players of a certain videogame trick a new player (the noob) into doing something that ends up getting him/her owned. This usually happens by directing the noob to a place that will get him/her killed, or tricking the noob into pressing a certain button that closes his/her game or messes with his/her settings.
NooB: "Where do I get training 4 my charactr and gain a lvl???//"

Veteran: "Just go to the planet Olympus Mons"
*NooB doesn't know that Olympus Mons is controlled by a hostile force that kills all entruders on sight*

NooB: "kthx ill go ther now!"

VeteranL "10th Noob rape for me this week!"
by BJ's feel good January 16, 2006
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perma-noob

A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes.
See Secret Azure.
"Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing can ever change that."
by anonymous June 29, 2005
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Noob Toob

A grenade launcher used in call of duty modern warfare that is shot across the map to kill the whole team.
Dude stop using that friggin noob toob you ass
by ccccccccccch May 13, 2009
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STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.
Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!
by Pete December 21, 2003
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Alpha Noob

A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.
"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!"
by MADragon February 11, 2004
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