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Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
mugGet the Nobody askedmug.

show where i asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked
by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020
mugGet the show where i askedmug.
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
mugGet the if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions askedmug.

Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of
A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did
by anonymous January 7, 2024
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<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>
<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

ask-snus

ASK-snus is said to be the offspring of 3 Notorious Madmen, dwelming in their lair by the shore of the Aura river, coctail-izing a snus so formidable that even the Swedish crown has made speculations in the possibility of a conquering of Åbo.
ÅÅÅh, fyy faa-an! Ask-snus!!.... den första är så jäävlah goo!
by KasparovsKnight December 6, 2016
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