Skip to main content

Dirty Melisse

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.
I can’t believe Nick gave me a Dirty Melisse after hooking up with Ashley yesterday!
by Hahatoogood May 6, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Melisse mug.

Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem
Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night
by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Melyssa mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email