by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020
Get the Taking the lizard out on Sundaysmug. by Lizard caps April 26, 2017
Get the Lizard capsmug. This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.
"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"
by pixeel November 29, 2023
Get the National turn Lizard into a Flareon daymug. by Lizard piss June 11, 2017
Get the lizard pissmug. To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
Get the Choke the lizardmug. If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 23, 2017
Get the Facebook Lizardmug. Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 3, 2019
Get the Motivational lizardmug.