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Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
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No League January

new year, new you. A month of no playing League of Legends in any way, shape or form for an entire month.
gf: you’re addicted to league of legends. Time to go the No League January phase
by a gf with an annoying gamer bf December 30, 2018
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Anti-Mask League

An organization of Americans opposed to wearing masks during the 1918 Flu Pandemic, which killed 50 million people.
"The 'Anti-Mask League' protest in San Francisco was an orderly protest compared to people fighting in Walmarts today," said Dr. Howard Markel, a medical historian and a physician who leads the Center for the History of Medicine at the University of Michigan. "Today, the anti-mask sentiment has a virulence and violence of its own that we didn't see back then."
by Monkey's Dad August 16, 2020
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League poisoning

When a league of legends player has a hard time enjoying games different from league of legends.
Often happens to player who are very competitive, And different games of different difficulties tend to be too little of a challenge. Of course some times the difficulty is unrelated and even the hardest game , Will still be considered easy compared to the likelihood of over-topping another player online.
Jon: "Oh dude you should play this new "Title" That is coming out, It looks sick!
Bob: "No thanks man I'm just gonna league"

Jon: "But dude , All you do is play league"
Bob: "What can I say , Single player games are too easy"
Jon: "Bob I think you might be suffering from "League poisoning"
by MrHangetsu June 22, 2019
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"Pro league" Player

A "Pro League" player is a type of gamer that takes a game very seriously. They will constantly say that they are in the Pro-Leagues, even though they are not in any way involved in them. A typical "Pro League" player would put all of his effort in the game that he is playing so he can get "good" so he can "qualify for the Pro Leagues". They would think that they are the best player of the whole gaming community, and come up with excuse to why they lose to somebody who is not a try hard. Another nickname for this type of gamer would be a "Santi".
Gamer 1: "Wow, I just won my first game of Smash Ultimate!"
Gamer 2: "You know I wasn't even trying, right? You're just a spammer. I'm going to go practice for the tournament tomorrow."
Gamer 3 (To Gamer 1): "Don't worry, this guy is just a "Pro League" player."
by A non-tryhard March 1, 2019
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League-J

When one receives a fellatio (or a blowjob) while playing Riot's League of Legends
"Did you hear about Dave's girlfriend?! She totally gave him a League-J after he ganked bot lane!"
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."
by llllllbean January 22, 2021
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Championd league

Has your club even won the championd league?
by City>barcelona March 18, 2022
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