When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.
Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
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A male or female booty call who is particularly hideous aesthetically that one uses for sex, but will only visit them or allow them to come through, long after the sun has gone down. Later niters are usually the very last resort, after all other potential sexual options have been exhausted. One will never ever under any circumstances been seen in public with their late niter. Late niters must be out of the house/apartment in the morning before ones roommates awaken and are frightened to the point of nearly calling the police.
Yo dawg, did you get down with them PITA folks? Cause I saw your rescue hippo creepin out the side door this morning with a shit eatin grin on her face. Naw pimp, I held try outs last night and biggums came kool with the jaw work so I just signed a new late niter to the practice squad.
by M1K3 J0N3Z February 21, 2019
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The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.
Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart
by Iwishsheneverleft December 9, 2017
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by Moxie V Undertow March 23, 2023
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A late-night-talk is a deep talk between two or more people (it must be a small group) that occurs between night and drawn. Usually on a quite place like a balcony or a living room, with chill music in a low volume, alcohol and/or other substances in lower doses. The themes usually are personal so these talks are exclusive to who participated on them and must be interpreted has a bounding.
After the party I had a late-night-talk with Jimmy and Karen, I wish you were there it was amazing!
by Albiito July 12, 2018
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Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.
Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020
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