Kiss the Bean

Slang phrase for cunnilingus.

I spent last night with Danny. He may not look like much, but, man he can kiss the bean. I must have come a million times.

by #HappyHoney# July 18, 2014

Kiss Yourself

When somebody tells you to “kys” on the internet, they mean to kiss yourself/ (K.Y.S)!

JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!

lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”

lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.

JamesEpicgamer294: what..?

by Bandit6O August 4, 2023

Kiss day

Kiss someone on the cheek or hand.

“Hey Jessica it is national kiss day want a kiss?”
Yea🙃."

by Some1:) November 5, 2019

The Brown Kiss

Verb: Most intimate of all kisses. One puts one's anus next to one's partner's anus and puckers them together to make a kiss. The hand sign for it is two fists together and then a kiss motion and moving away from each other in an OK gesture.

I gave my beloved the brown kiss, our love has never been greater. It is most intimate of all kisses.

by Willabark April 14, 2014

porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.

Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.

by anymm July 9, 2014

Drench-Kissing

The act of drowning one's partner in saliva while kissing.

If you want to stay in a relationship, avoid drench-kissing!

I'm breaking up with Bobby, he's a drench-kisser!

by Brodhisattva@twitter September 19, 2013

Kiss of the Sphinx

Random bruises inflicted by the pressures of internal sphincters when probing the body of another person with a body part of one’s own. (Bruises may also be known a Sphinx (singular) or Sphinxes (plural).

I don’t mind giving Steve a fist, but I didn’t expect the kiss of the Sphinx!

by The Menace Martine February 21, 2022