Kelly Clarkson

stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.

besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.

she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.

OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL

Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."

by shredded wheat August 9, 2006

Kelly

A girl everyone teabags.

Get your balls off my chin. You think I'm fucking Kelly?

by teabagkelly July 2, 2010

Kelly

Kelly loves her Sunday evenings especially at 3am

Kelly come mine at 3am

by Loner.2fagot March 24, 2019

Kelly Loeffler

World's biggest fag who never thinks of average people and is somehow in the United States Senate

No senator is like Kelly Loeffler. She's an oldfag handpicked from the oldest anarchy server in minecraft to the youngest fascist senate in real life

by InvaderInvader November 21, 2020

celia kelly

celia kelly is the artist of the chug nut song also the singer of chug nut!

wow its that fantastic chug nut song sung by celia kelly

by celia kelly July 20, 2006

the dennis kelly

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime

Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.

by CockMeatSangwhich May 26, 2011

Kellyn

A super-cool guy that loves to play halo, drink beers, and smoke the good shit. Also known to yell "ARMAGEDDON!" at random.

I just had a Kellyn of a day. It was awesome!

by Frogg1rl July 14, 2009