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Jonathan

the name means gift from God, and he is a very strong gymnast works very hard and makes you laugh until your dead he is a great kisser and loves to cheer people up he does have a short temper but thinks about it after the incident. loves to sing always dances around in a very funny way girls love him and sometimes consider chasing him and all want to kiss him has four really really good friends called Wilma, Pranav, and Noah (Noah is his best friend) they all have many good laughs and love to spend time with them. when he trains gymnastics he trains very seriously and wants to later on in life become a world champion in that sport much of a fitness freak and also love`s to run, one of his very many good hobbies.
girl one: omg do you see Jonathan over there
girl two: yeah wouldn't you just love to kiss him
girl one: of course anyone would
by @jonathan__buxens__ October 1, 2018
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a very handsome boy.
Jonathan, Wow you are handsome
-everyone
by Baitrix October 10, 2018
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jonathan quinones

A 22 year old bitch who beats women and is a deadbeat. He has 4 kids but doesn't support any. One may say " my baby dad is such a jonathan quinones " Because his name itself means dead beat and crack head.
Yo her baby dad is such a jonathan quinones ..poor girl
by Miss Pickle October 19, 2018
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Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge
“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”
by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018
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Jonathan

A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.
by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018
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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you
Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.
- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!
by Blobigga January 25, 2019
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