cuff the joint

jerk-off

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"

by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018

Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

pimp joint

A small marijuana joint. Typically only a few hits.

I rolled a pimp joint because I didnt want to roll a fatty.

by The Wicked Googly May 17, 2023

420 Blizzat Joint

The true big smoke.

i smoked a mad 420 Blizzat Joint last night

by douk April 24, 2019

jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.

dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.

by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010

Double jointed fresh balls

Tasty

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee

by Littledred8 March 25, 2022

sclimbus joint

A bone in your wrist that can break easily.

"I sprained my sclimbus joint back in march and it hasn’t been the same since...."

by OfficialObamaGaming August 1, 2020