The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 31, 2020
(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"
"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
by justafan72 May 11, 2017
when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"
"man thats insane!"
"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
by jimmycakes March 20, 2016
*sigh*"oof I be winded..."
by Casual Grandpa May 18, 2018
*sigh*"oof I be winded..."
by Casual Grandpa May 18, 2018