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oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.
*sigh*"oof I be winded..."
by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018
mugGet the oof i be windedmug.

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo
Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
by Noia November 8, 2013
mugGet the The wind cries marymug.

Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
by nestegg November 20, 2020
mugGet the Canadian Wind Tunnelmug.

Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.
"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"
by The green power ranger September 20, 2016
mugGet the Boston Wind Tunnelmug.

wind in your sails

may you find wind in your sails
by Agnishom June 9, 2022
mugGet the wind in your sailsmug.

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.
*sigh*"oof I be winded..."
by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018
mugGet the oof i be windedmug.

fuck like the wind

Fast and Quick thoughtless with a person of no importance like hoe
I fuck like the wind is like the girl Jane that gets around and getting an invitation

to her house.
by Dont go there m.j. February 22, 2018
mugGet the fuck like the windmug.

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