wind in your sails

favorable circumstances

may you find wind in your sails

by Agnishom June 09, 2022

Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

by nestegg November 20, 2020

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa May 18, 2018

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa May 18, 2018

Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.

"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."

by jimmycakes March 20, 2016

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 08, 2013

Wind Shield Wiper

When a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach and he rubs his balls on the shit like it’s a wind shield wiper

Matthew just wind shield wiper Kelsey

by Jawzzii December 13, 2019