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hairy scissor

When you have an unscheduled dismount were one's legs are spread apart while up-side down in the air.
Oh shit! I have to grab her horse! She just pulled a hairy scissor! I hope she's alright!
by Mary Va j j December 21, 2007
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Hairy Sackett

A term that when uttered will usually end a conversation or Facebook thread abruptly. The effect of this is always more pronounced when the subject of the conversation revolves around the now deceased singer/song writer Ronnie James Dio.
Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.
Person 1: I have to tell you the story about my enormous cyst before we have dinner.

Person 2: Hairy Sackett
by Ullahammer February 25, 2011
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hairy JU

the vaginal region that is unusually hairy, hairs are often long and curly...like a jewish man (hence JU)
"shit i have to shave my hairy JU"
"oh god i have suchhh a hairy JU atm"
"ewww did you see her hairy JU?!?"
"Mann dats some haiirry poontang, just like JU!"
by mary lovegoat October 5, 2008
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Hairy Carrot

Where your ball fro extends down your shaft.
Abi: i'm feeling so erect today.
Jack: wow me too.
Abi: lets see your hairy carrot one more time pls?
by Jackrawr July 21, 2009
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hairy gooch

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle
Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
by vas deference November 11, 2013
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hairy rogov

If you are fucking a girl who has an out-of-control muff that she refuses to maintain properly, this is how you get even. Right before you are ready to cum, grab a huge handful of her pubes and viciously rip them out, preferably taking small bits of skin flesh with the roots. You then quickly pull out and blow your load on the wound.
His hippie girlfriend refused to take care of her feminine hygiene problem, so he resolved the issue with a swift hairy rogov.
by Harold Rogov May 6, 2009
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Hairy Dog

Kanye: I tugged of the old Hairy Dog last night! ;)
by T' up north March 27, 2015
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