Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

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the fuck boy population these days are high af

by SAVAGEEE0414 September 2, 2016

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Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid. Sending pictures of themselves, asking if you have a boyfriend, or simply trying to keep you interested without commitment. So, 'I've missed you so much, I'm just not ready for a relationship' -fuckery

I'm not interested in your fuckboy fuckery.

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid.

by Georgie0209 March 22, 2017

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a pussy ass kid age 11-18 thinks their to good for their friends and family if they talk to people older than them can be dating someone and likes multiple other girls the most selfish person you'll ever meet posts more pictures of them self than anyone else saying "im hot" " hmu qts" wears joggers and bulls shirts and swoops their hair hair to the side everyday.

look how that pussy ass fuck boi is dressed

by savage llama May 22, 2016

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